We also like the ghost gadget guys, who get unreasonably excited measuring things I've never heard of, and spend a lot of time trying to convince us that a bit of static contains some other-worldly message, like "monkey nuts."
Anyway, I got to thinking: what if these shows did a bakery edition? Eh?
[spooky announcer voice] "This week, on Bakeries From Beyond!
"Our intrepid crew pays a visit to the most haunted bakery in the entire world. Has Jumpy Jen and her crew of ragtag Wrecktators bitten off more than they can chew? Or will they earn their just desserts in this poltergeist-packed patisserie?"[squeaky voice] "Well, we definitely sense a presence in the walk-in fridge..."
"...and strange things happen to our cakes overnight."
"Plus, customers are always complaining that they feel like they're being watched."
Announcer: "Soon, the Wrecktators are making shocking discoveries of their own!"
"So first, the electrojiggahiemers were off the scale, and then we found THIS in our photos of the display counter. This could be the evidence of Wreckage after death we've been looking for!"Plus...
Frat Boy: "Hey, ghosties! I bet you couldn't pipe your way out of a paper bag! Yeah, and your bakery is ugly, too! You call this a window display?"
"Why don't you do something scary for once? Huh? In fact, I'm not going anywhere until you PROVE to me that...uh..."Dude, what was that?"
"AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!!!"Romina B., Mimi P., Andrea, Tim E., Nicole M., Jennifer H., & Bea V., dudes, I think something just touched me.
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