Cakes of the Month

Are you tired of remembering your coworkers' names while celebrating their birthdays? Do you just want cake in the break room without all the fuss of that "personal touch?"

Then welcome to the Cakes of the Month, where (for an annual fee) we provide your workplace with generic monthly treats suitable for all your office birthdays!

And just look how gorgeous!

We do not charge for inscriptions*. Period.

(*Extra fee does apply for exclamation points, proper names, and cursive capital 'J's and 'Q's, since we're still figuring out how to make those.)

No birthdays this month? Nooo problem. We'll fill a few month names* and no one will be the wiser!:

(*Extra fee may apply)

Should you do something special for your spiritual coworkers?

Is a Gemini lonely when its Taurus Moon is in retrograde?!?

Daily Horoscope says: "Today, you will be visited by unnecessary sprinkles and apostrophes."
(3D glasses not included.)

But what about the taste, you ask?

Why, our cakes are so delicious, you may just foam at the mouth!

One bite of our infectious confections, and you'll go crazy for more!

And for the manager who can't be bothered to remember what month it is, we have the perfect* solution!

(*A "Birlhday" for "Everbody" is considered an extra celebration and therefore is not included in the CotMC annual fee.)

Complimentary memberships* go out to Adrienne B., Paula C., Arwen L., Gloria D., and Brittany A.

* S+H not included.