HAPPY MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!
(Pass the Corona.)
Wait. What? It's *not* Mexican Independence Day? But it makes so much sense: we have 4th of July, they have 5 of Mayo - it's perfect! And we can drink to that!
HAPPY EDIBLE SOMBRERO DAY!!

So are these:

And this:

(Pass the Corona.)
[consulting Wikipedia]
A-HA! Here we go. Sorry about the previous confusion, guys.
HAPPY "EAT A MEXICAN" DAY!!
But wait, there's more!

Thanks to Andrea E., Selana, Danielle H., Mary H., Lauren R., Ashley A., Anony M., Melanie, & Sarah D., who think we should always celebrate cultural diversity with cake head effigies and 2-for-1 happy hours.
Notes from john: Just a couple of things to remember-
1. Mexican Independence Day is September 16th.
2. We didn't make the cakes.
3. Thank you.