Turns out, I may have to amend that a little.

Realistic? No. Creepy as all get-out? Ohhh yes. Little sweet pea here has a face only a stocking-clad bank robber could love - and may, in fact, be related to the giraffe family.
Disaster can also strike when a baker takes a cutesy saying just a little too literally:

And finally, this one proves that a cake doesn't have to have an edible baby on it to give people the willies:

Thanks Michelle B. & Julie Anne D.; these babies are reeeally something.
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