I'm here to fix all that.
This cake was supposed to say - I kid you not - "It's a girl."
Of course, it's also possible to get the spelling and punctuation perfect, while still completely missing the point:

Hey, remember when preschoolers were taught to put the square blocks in the square holes, and the round blocks in the round holes?
Do they not do that anymore?

And remember that toy with the pull string that told you what the dog says?
Do they not have those anymore, either?
Still, I guess we can take comfort in knowing that these wreckerators won't always be wreckerators:
Thanks to Becky A., Jane R., Stacey S., Jennifer V., & Alissa P., who want to ask that employee in the background, "Hey, why the long face?"