I wouldn't recommend any of these.
OMG - LOL!Um...
U R j/k, right?
Yeah, when breaking news this big you should really spell it out:
(You're doing *what* to a baby?)Especially for your better half:
"Pregant?"Sounds serious.
And on her birthday, too.
This one gets a little saucy:
Say it with me now:"It's in there."
(Ah, Retro commercial slogans for the win!)
Still, when someone has been trying for so long to achieve what comes naturally to others, it's only right that we celebrate such a monumental accomplishment:
See, they managed to squeeze the "m" in.Thanks to Wreckporters Margo K., Roberto S., Margaret J., Cheri P., & Kristen B., who are all expecting.
Hm?
Oh! A large piece of cake, I mean. Yeah, they're expecting cake.
Sorry about that pregnant pause there; I was distracted by my own little bun in the oven.
It's cinnamon. It smells delicious.
