Today's Wrecks speak for themselves. Or at least attempt to.
I find myself wishing this said "
holladay", just so I could work in a lame Gwen
Stefani reference. But since I'm just a girl (in the world), I guess I'll leave that up to you guys.
Now that's a stingy well-wisher.
What's worse: making this cake, or serving it to all your employees at the company Christmas party?
Ignorance can be beautiful. Unless of course this snowman is named "
Happe", and belongs to someone named "
Holidey".
"Mercy" is right; get a load of what Rudolf is holding!
[singing] "I'll have a
POO Christmas, without
youuuu..."
"Let it is snow"?
Careful; buying this cookie "cake" may enter you into a binding legal contract.
And lastly, an oddly emphatic proposal:
Christnos, you sly dog, you, I bet you get this cake for all the girls. [wink]
In case these failed to get the message across: Merry Christmas, all. May your day be sweet and utterly wreck-less .
Many thanks to holiday Wreckporters Jenn S., Irene D., Bergen W., Todd T., Abby, Jennifer L., Jessica C., and Angela M.!