Continuing in our superhero series, let's take a gander at the many and varied ways the arachnid-loving aerialist Spider-Man is maligned in icing:
Ok, so he's looking pretty good on the free mini-poster they included (the better to explain the cake, perhaps?), but what's going on with the figurines?
[
tsking] "
Spidey, have you been battling the Stay-
Puft Marshmallow Man
again? You have, haven't you? [shaking head] I don't care if
MJ IS stuck in that gargoyle: you have to learn to stick to your OWN movie
plot lines!"
If we have to ask Batman why he's so serious, we need to ask Spidey why he's so worried. Could it be he's puzzling over what a happy "Birth 2
ay" is?
Here he looks less worried and more...er...skinned and stretched:
I bet this is the "cake"
Doc Ock would like for
his birthday: after all, it's a CCC, so it's already inherently evil. [wicked grin]
And speaking of stretched skin, thank goodness this next one is "for display only":
Tell me the top of that cake doesn't look like an infectious skin disease. Go on.
Sheesh,
Spider-Man is popular! Stay tuned for Wreck-
Slingers, Part 2.