This one is really fond of "Ame:"
The good news is that this is a "display only" cake. So your cake probably won't look like this.It'll be much, much worse.
Here's a bakery that appreciates blue bananas and dive-bombing banana spiders:
Yellow Spider: "Cowabungaaa!!!"Blue Banana: "Spiders. Why does it always have to be spiders?"
Of course, most bakeries went with the traditional "Redesign the American Flag" contest:
See, when you put the blue bit in the middle, it's more balanced.Another option:
Because stripes are so last century.Then there was the slightly less popular but still wildly successful "Redesign America" contest:
All these years, and I had no idea I was living in a giant uvula.And finally, there were the bakeries who didn't know what they were celebrating any more than their customers did.
Today doesn't need yesterday OR tomorrow. Yeah. So there.
Either that plastic flag is upside down, or this is a really patriotic volcano/mushroom cloud. Or - OR - the American version of the eye of Sauron: the eye of Sam, maybe? Eh? Eh? Bwahahahaaa!Hm? No, actually, I didn't get much sleep last night. Why do you ask?
Free dome enjoys ringing. Free dome wants to ring.So let the dome ring, man. Let it ring.
Thank goodness wreckporter Gina asked this bakery what "4ID" stood for.Can you guess what the answer was?
Hah, no, after that. And then after, "I don't know, let me ask my manager?"
If you guessed "For Independence Day," then you either text too much or manage this bakery. Or, possibly, both.
Sally B., Ariel L., Elizabeth J., Leslie J., Rebekah W., Laura T., Beth H., Jaela N., Dawnan H., & Gina P., gr8 w!
