Sure, they're rich, famous, and always get to fly first-class. But guess what? They get Wrecks, too.
These "olives" (in honor of Kristin's character Olive on Pushing Daisies) aren't too bad, but the bakery decided to make a nicely symmetrical pair instead of the single olive requested. I simply cannot imagine why. [wink]

This was made for the 10
th anniversary of P
Diddy's record label Bad Boys. Given the caliber of that
lil' homeboy elephant-baby on top, though, I could have sworn it was for a baby shower.
"This cost me how much?"

The
Hulk's family recently celebrated how "
greatful" they were for their son Nick.
And the "Unbelievably Insensitive" award goes to...

...whoever thought it was a good idea to remind 10-year-old
Bindi that she doesn't have a father anymore. On her birthday. (The most
un-funny Wreck I have ever witnessed, folks.)
And last but not least, guess whose sweet sixteen cake this was?

That's right: it was for our very own crotch-grabbing soprano himself, Michael Jackson. Because every 16-year-old boy dreams of having a giant wicker basket of roses on his birthday cake. [shaking head] I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel a whole new sympathy for
MJ. I mean, who knows what kind of cake trauma was inflicted here?
So, dear readers, the next time you bring home your misspelled and/or tragically decorated Wreck, be comforted by the fact that even fame and riches would not have spared you.
Cakey wreckitude truly does unite us all. :)
Thanks to Annika W., Emily R., Holly Z., Hel E. for the pics, and to the many readers who sent me the Hogan link.