You, Too, Can Have Teletubby Poo

Step 1: Order a cake with colors that rival Andy Warhol's paint palette, and have lots of beer on hand to wash it down.

(Ah, nice choice. Are you sure you have enough beer, though?)

Step 2: Consume. The dyes will stain every and anything they come in contact with, including clothing, skin, and vital organs. Observe:




Step 3: Wait for Mother Nature's call. Enjoy this foray into the world of technicolor poo.



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Step 4: Consider becoming a vegan. ;)



No, I'm not a vegan, folks. But I'm pretty sure blue poo should make us reconsider our dietary habits, don't you?


Sarah, I hear an herbal detox is good for this sort of thing.