Usually that's called "paranoia." Unless, of course, you're in one of these bakeries:

Of course, some decorators can be pretty subtle:

While others just let it all hang out:

At least some places still offer truth in advertising, though:

The lawyers insisted.
Magic Girl, Julie D., Alanna F., Terra B., Rhoni L., & Bonbon, these "cakes" make me think we should be nicer to decorators. They could snap at any moment.
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